[Warning: characters aren't like themselves.]
Demoness-1: hello everyone!! If you don't know what this is then guess. [Answer: interview.] This will be a cross-over interview!!! This is gonna be fun. First up is Mello & Near!! ^_^
Mello: Why am I in the same room as him???? WHY?????
Demoness-1: Because I'm paying you in chocolate.
Mello: o.k., but that better be some really good chocolate.
Demoness-1: Where did you grow up??
Mello & Near: The Whammy House.
Mello: I said it first, HA!!!!!
Near: we said it at the same time. Idiot.
Mello: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demoness-1: next people!!
Sasori: Who is this girl?
Sui