IT'S ANOTHER INTERVIEW

[Warning: characters aren't like themselves.]
Demoness-1: hello everyone!! If you don't know what this is then guess. [Answer: interview.] This will be a cross-over interview!!! This is gonna be fun. First up is Mello & Near!! ^_^
Mello: Why am I in the same room as him???? WHY?????
Demoness-1: Because I'm paying you in chocolate.
Mello: o.k., but that better be some really good chocolate.
Demoness-1: Where did you grow up??
Mello & Near: The Whammy House.
Mello: I said it first, HA!!!!!
Near: we said it at the same time. Idiot.
Mello: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demoness-1: next people!!
Sasori: Who is this girl?
Suigintou: who the heck are you?
Sasori: You look like junk compared to me.
Suigintou: I'm not junk!!!!!!!!! *stabs with feathers*
Demoness-1: Well, that was a bad idea. Next 2 people!!!
Light: I'm getting interviewed by you….AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Demoness-1: relax. I didn't bring my light saber. Besides I didn't even know you were here. But I do want to ask you something.
Light: What?
Demoness-1: Do you ever think about your last name backwards??
Light: what? Yagami backwards? Oh…. Who came up with that?
Demoness-1: Dunno. I just found it on the internet. Wait, wasn't there was supposed to be to 2 people in here?
Light: There was a guy who was annoying me.
Demoness-1: Who was that?
Light: Some guy named Palpatine.
Demoness-1: You just did the universe a favor.
Light: I know. My job as Kira will never be done.
Demoness-1: *grins evilly* Hear that, L?
L: Yep. Arrest him!
Light: *glares*
Demoness-1: next people!!
Schnitzel: rada rada rada rada!
Beast Boy: Can someone explain what he's saying?
Demoness-1: Who brought Schnitzel in, anyway? Oh, yeah Deidara did.
Beast boy: Who's Deidara?
Demoness-1: The guy who's in charge with getting people to come.
Beast boy: Is he that guy who has mouths on his hands?? *shivers*
Demoness-1: yeah. Next duo!
Suiseskii: Why am I here, desu?
Deidara: who is this, un?
Demoness-1: you were the one who invited her, remember?
Suiseskii: I'm Suiseskii, desu.
Deidara: I'm Deidara, un. Katsu! *BOOM!!!*
Demoness-1: Nex- *whispering* oh, that's it?? Well, see ya next time!!!